gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

okaywork:

4gottendaughter:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

As a mom, it’s because you aren’t throwing away your fucking trash.

k thanks can you go raise your family

arcticmonkies:

sexting

arcticmonkies:

sexting

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

virginitity:

me coming out

virginitity:

me coming out

dwightschrutes:

whose dick do i have to suck to suck a dick around here

neatpotatoes:

me after i show my parents my grades